zefrank:

True Facts About The Aye Aye :: Ugladorable

maid-of-space04:

kananniemammary:

turncoatrunaround:

homocity:

iatethelastofthecorn:

dachaubound:

so I accidentally made this and it is now my headcanon for the Mirthful Messiahs forever

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED THIS

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET THIS AS AN MP3

PLS

Here’s a download link

ITS LIKE SKELTONS ARE DANCING IN Y BRAINS

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

but wow. yes please.

whats the song called?

120-cell:

velgaduere:

nandosagi:

bratscad:

• Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
• They take their time to develop them
• Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
• Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
• Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
• Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
• Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

[keikaku intensifies]

this will never stop being relevant

rebagelling again for the gif

deliriosity:

georgiestylinslut:

itwonteverbetoolate:

i-pulledthetrigger:

peacefuly:

cyberunfamous:

claustrophobically:

this made me reevaluate my life

dkjafkdajfk omg

wow i love this

wow

I will never not love this.

there are literal tears in my eyes

forever my favorite post on tumblr

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

mozzi-girl:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. 

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

THIS^

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

boobs—metal—othershit:

I don’t understand, why is it when a crime happens with a Muslim they have to state that they are Muslim several times, why not just state the fact that they are a fucking criminal, their religion has nothing to do with it. It takes a certain type of person to kill another, their religion does not change that. People are killed every day by Muslims, by Christians, by atheists, by every fucking religion, but this hate for religions is just causing more war and more death and more hate. It’s fucking stupid. It wasn’t a Muslim who killed someone, it was a fucking murderer.